Wednesday, April 29
Tuesday, April 28
Top 10 Geek Defenses For Swine Flu
| 10. | Stock up on ammo for the coming swine flu zombie apocalypse |
| 9. | Switch from Ham radio to FM |
| 8. | Increase caffeine intake so blood becomes poisonous to virus |
| 7. | Start wearing condom when humping pigs |
| 6. | Don't leave basement |
| 5. | Add cleric to party |
| 4. | Transfer consciousness to android body immune to human disease |
| 3. | Update virus profiles |
| 2. | Reencode DNA for immunity |
| 1. | Dose self with gamma radiation in hopes of developing mutant healing abilities |
Monday, April 27
Friday, April 17
Learn The Difference Between $100 and $100,000 Speakers
A speaker system can cost as little as $35. Or as much as $350,000. As a normal person, you probably have just one question about speakers that cost as much a Ferrari: What. The. Hell.
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Thursday, April 16
Wednesday, April 15
Tuesday, April 14
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
by Mark Twain
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
Thursday, April 9
Thursday, March 26
Tuesday, March 24
Monday, March 23
Saturday, March 21
Friday, March 20
Porkgasm
http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html
"My guests were all total gluttons. I even had two vegetarians and one person with a failing gall bladder try it out (they had half slices). I was disappointed that no observant Jews or Muslims showed up, because I think they would have had to eat some too. Most of us ended up with nightmares and stomachaches. They were well-earned. "
"My guests were all total gluttons. I even had two vegetarians and one person with a failing gall bladder try it out (they had half slices). I was disappointed that no observant Jews or Muslims showed up, because I think they would have had to eat some too. Most of us ended up with nightmares and stomachaches. They were well-earned. "
Tuesday, March 17
Friday, March 13
DUI Arrest Causes Man to Claim He is a Country
If you have been arrested for DUI, you need a good defense strategy. Claiming to be a country probably isn't one.
Scott Allan Witmer, 44, was arrested for DUI in Easton, Pennsylvania this week. From jail, he decided to declare sovereignty [more]Thursday, March 12
Wednesday, March 11
Tuesday, March 10
Life Imitating Art - The SNL Taco Town Taco
Taco Town Taco
Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep-fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep-fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.
Monday, March 9
Sunday, March 8
Saturday, March 7
Friday, March 6
Thursday, March 5
Wednesday, March 4
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