| 10. | Stock up on ammo for the coming swine flu zombie apocalypse |
| 9. | Switch from Ham radio to FM |
| 8. | Increase caffeine intake so blood becomes poisonous to virus |
| 7. | Start wearing condom when humping pigs |
| 6. | Don't leave basement |
| 5. | Add cleric to party |
| 4. | Transfer consciousness to android body immune to human disease |
| 3. | Update virus profiles |
| 2. | Reencode DNA for immunity |
| 1. | Dose self with gamma radiation in hopes of developing mutant healing abilities |
Tuesday, April 28
Top 10 Geek Defenses For Swine Flu
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